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Police Searching For Serial Pooping Jogger
“Attention all units. Attention all units. Be on the lookout for a female jogger dropping trou on her neighbors’ yards.” This is not your usual daily crime that police must deal with. Or at least I hope it’s not. residents of Colorado Springs, Colorado are calling her “The Mad Pooper.” Evidently, as she jogs around…
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Watch as Motorcycle Rider Turns Into DUST After Head On Collision [VIDEO]
It was a perfect day. The sun was shining, the air was fresh and you could see for miles. The motorcycle rider could feel the warmth of the sun and the cool breeze that kept it from being unbearable until his front wheel connected with a car’s grill, turning his bike into just a collection…
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Shaman Jumped in a Pool of Crocodiles to Prove His Invincibility…Oops
The day after a crocodile attack killed a local villager, a shaman named Suprianto went to the same site and after chanting a few spells, he dove into the infested waters and started swimming around. That lasted for almost fifteen seconds before he was seen being pulled under water by one of the beasts. So, if…
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Enough Fentanyl to Kill 32 Million People Confiscated in One NYC Bust
One of the leading chemicals causing death in recreational drugs, fentanyl, has been found in a NYC bust. There were enough fentanyl in that one bust to kill 32 million people. Fentanyl is 50 times more powerful than heroin and is responsible for the ever increasing rates of death by drug overdose. In just two…
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CNN Documentary To Teach Your Kids About Anal Sex
CNN is coming out of the toilet and into your kids bedroom, so that they can teach them that anal sex is normal. They are playing up to their NAMBLA base. I guess they figured that since they were already morally bankrupt, what the hell, right? CNN is banned in my household, so I don’t…
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Students Turn Violent at Georgia Tech After LGBT Advocate Commits Suicide By Cops
Students at Georgia Tech became violent last night after protesting the shooting death of Scout Schultz by a campus police officer. Her parents have also hired a lawyer to represent their interests in their daughter’s death. It must be the fault of the police, right? Schultz wrote three separate suicide notes, then called the police…
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Can You Guess Who Hillary Invited to a Fundraiser For the Clinton Foundation?
In 2009, while she was the Secretary of State, she invited many heads of state to a fundraiser for the Clinton Global Initiative. We know this from one of her emails. There are three invitations that for some strange reason, the mainstream media isn’t reporting on: Strangely enough the invitation was sent out in 2009,…
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Here Is What The Police Were Chanting As They Arrested Protestors In St. Louis [WATCH]
Usually during BLM protests and antifa protests, it’s the protesters who do the chanting but not in St Louis on Sunday night. The police wanted to make one thing perfectly clear. They weren’t about to roll over and play dead as rioters began tossing bricks and other objects at the police. So, as they…
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Illegal Aliens Make the Most Idiotic Demands of ICE, You Simply Won’t believe
Illegal aliens and their activists have made a list of demands they want ICE to adhere to. Well, like my daddy always said, wish in one hand and take a crap in the other and see which hand gets full the quickest. We are all used to seeing demands from these criminal illegal aliens and…
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Hilarious Video Meme of Trump Hitting Hillary With Golf Ball [VIDEO]
The following is a compilation of memes and a hilarious GIF of President Donald Trump flattening Hillary with a golf ball. I have written to my congressman and both of our US Senators asking that Congress award Hillary a participation trophy in hopes she’s satisfied and gets the hell off them world stage, where she…
