As wild as this story is, I wish she had only her friends knew about it…
In so many ways, technology and the internet are great things. They help us to be smarter, to stay connected with other people, and to put our products and stories out there.
Some stories, however, would best be kept private.
Case in point, the Toronto woman who uses the Twitter handle, @_blotty.
Blotty went out on a first date. She met the man at the grocery store and was impressed enough with him to go out with him later.
Excited for her first date with this new man, Blotty went over to his place, an indicator that she felt comfortable around him. Perhaps too comfortable. Then things started to go wrong for her.
Bad timing. She had to go #2.
“I am confident, calm and self assured woman… so I felt comfortable pooping in his bathroom. This was a mistake. His toilet did not flush.”
Good job on the confidence, Blotty. What now though?
She was embarrassed with little idea what to do next. She kept trying to flush the toilet but the poop simply would not go away. She was scared to death that her date would actually see the poop, so she took matters into her own hands.
“Something came over me. And I knew exactly what I had to do. I got toilet paper and removed the one poop from the toilet,” she says.
She wrapped the poop in toilet paper and placed it in her purse. The disgusting package haunted her throughout the entire date, even when she kissed the man.
Blotty texted her sister, who told her to pretend to go outside to smoke, then dispose of the poop.
Fortunately, the man excused himself to go to the bathroom, and Blotty heard him successfully flush the toilet.
As soon as she was able, she went into the bathroom herself and gave it another try.
“By the grace of God, it worked. The poo flushed. I was free. I was in the clear. Everything was going to be okay. I survived. I am a survivor.” she tweeted.
Do you think this man had any idea of how gross this first date was?
Watch the video telling of Blotty’s story below:
SOURCE: [LITTLE THINGS]