Stormy’s Creepy Porn Lawyer’s Divorce FINAL….LOSING EVERYTHING!

In the same manner that there are people out there that deserve every good thing that comes to them there are folks like Michael Avenatti who deserve every awful thing that comes there way.

The reason why is quite obvious. Michael Avenatti was part of a conspiracy that was based in absolute nonsense to try and wreak havoc on the government by putting the President of the United States in the position of having to defend himself against baseless accusations.

Fortunately, these accusations quickly fell apart like a house of cards in a wind tunnel and we thought that everyone was going to crawl back in their holes. Not Michael Avenatti, he is the type that just absolutely craves attention and was even thinking about running for President which would have been interesting for the complete cluster that watching his campaign would have been.

However, like most married lawyers who decide to take on porno stars as clients, it’s not surprising in the least that his particular train of matrimony has crashed like the Coyote into the side of a mountain while trying to capture the Road Runner.

Now, where most divorces can end in a civil manner when it comes to division of property and so on; it seems that the former Mrs Avenatti is taking out more than her share on the way out the door. Given the embarrassment he has had to endure I quite honestly don’t blame her.

From Fox News:

Michael Avenatti, the attorney for adult film star Stormy Daniels and an anti-Trump activist, has been having a bad month.

On Wednesday, the 47-year-old lawyer reached a divorce settlement with his estranged wife that will require him to hand over thousands of dollars and other assets for liquidation, according to court filings.

The court filings in Orange County, Calif., as reported by TMZ, indicate a judge has ordered Avenatti to pay his wife Lisa Storie-Avenatti $162,295 per month in child and spousal support retroactive to Jan. 1, 2018. The combined total amounts to more than $1.9 million upfront.

In addition, the judge ordered Avenatti to fork over his assets for liquidation including five luxury wristwatches – some worth $50,000 – a Frank Gehry sculpture, several pricey works of art, and a 2017 Ferrari 488 GT Spider worth about $300,000, according to the report. The judge also mandated that Avenatti’s law firm, Avenatti & Associates, transfer its interest in a 2016 Honda private jet.

The couple married in May 2011 and separated last December, the New York Daily News reported.

Avenatti had been laying the groundwork for a possible 2020 presidential run, having visited early voting states. But after a spate of setbacks, including his recent arrest on suspicion of felony domestic violence, Avenatti canned those ambitions.