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JOKE TIME: President Trump and Democrat Nancy Pelosi Go Ice Fishing…..

Humor is essential in every person’s life. Anyone that says that laughter isn’t important in at the very least the smallest recordable dose is absolutely wrong and needs to have their head examined.

You can joke about practically anything that you can think of, it just depends on how you construct the joke that works out how funny it actually is.

You know what the funniest thing in the world is? The truth.

Think about it for a moment, no matter what kind of a nonsense tale someone can conjure up if you hit them with something that happens to be true in principle you will find them on the floor absolutely every single time.

Now, Nancy Pelosi is one of those people that takes herself so seriously that she is a prime candidate for being the subject of a joke because, let’s face it, she believes everything that she says.

OUR JOKE OF THE DAY:

*The President and the head of the Democrat Party, Nancy Pelosi, are arguing extensively over allowing immigrants into our country. Nancy, of course, wants free access to everyone who wants to come in, while Donald wants us to secure our borders and insure only the right people come in.**Instead of going to a costly, time-consuming nationwide vote on the matter, they agree to a 3-day ice fishing contest to settle the issue whoever catches the most fish at the end of the 3 days will have his or her process implemented.*

*The two decide that a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota would be
the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds,*   *but both would
need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5 PM so they use a neutral park ranger station.*

*After Day 1, Trump returns to the station with a total of 10 fish, while Pelosi comes back with nothing.*

*Day 2 finishes and Trump catches another 20 fish, but Pelosi once again comes back with nothing.*

*That night, Pelosi and her liberal cronies get together and accuse Trump
of being a “low-life, cheating piece of scum.”*    *Instead of fishing on
Day 3, they are going to follow Trump and to spy on him and figure out how he is cheating.*

*Day 3 finishes up and Trump has had an incredible day, adding 40 more to his total.*

*That night, Pelosi and her democrat cohorts get together for the full report on how Donald was cheating.*

*Pelosi stands up to give her report and says, “You are not going to believe this. Trump is cheating because he’s cutting holes in the ice!”*

*And this, my friends, tells you the difference between a businessman and a career government politician.*

6 Comments

6 Comments

  1. Sarge

    December 7, 2018 at 12:50 am

    Yes, she really is that stupid

  2. b burghs

    December 7, 2018 at 4:43 am

    Absolutely hilarious.
    And yet sad given that Pelosi and the whole Libtard party IS openly that stupid.
    Well done.

  3. Richard I Ellis

    December 7, 2018 at 6:03 am

    Best HUMPOR for the day! OF course she has been like this for many years!

  4. Luci

    December 8, 2018 at 1:09 am

    Which proves what we’ve known all along! SOME ice holes can’t produce a single FISH!

    • Robert Berggren

      December 10, 2018 at 1:59 am

      You have to remember to drill the hole first. But that just goes to show you that the Democrats have their head buried up to their ass.

  5. Kerry

    December 8, 2018 at 2:33 am

    Reminds me of a comment made by another California politician about how lead bullets implode. Super good joke. The libs will be pondering that one for awhile.

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