Roseanne Barr has had enough of Michelle Wolf’s nasty comments towards conservatives and decided to give her a few rules of comedy.
Michell Wolf was invited to the democrats White House Correspondent’s dinner to make the journalist laugh at the party. However, what started out as fun and laughter soon turned into criticism and lies.
Wolf’s initial attack was on Vice President Mike Pence and abortions. Michelle Wolf was joking about how everyone should try and have an abortion, and how you really got to knock the baby out of there… NOT FUNNY!
And this wasn’t even the most disgusting part of her attack. She then decided to bash two conservative women in Trump’s administration who were attending the White House Correspondent’s Dinner. Ms. Wolf sure made herself look like a complete idiot in front of the entire White House. Roseanne Barr had the greatest comeback to Wolf’s jokes…
According to 100percentfedup:
First, she wished that a tree would land on White House Communications Director Kellyanne Conway:
“You guys gotta stop putting Kellyanne Conway on your shows. All she does is lie. If you don’t give her a platform, she has nowhere to lie.
It’s like that old saying, “If a tree falls in the woods, how do we get Kellyann under that tree? I’m not suggesting she gets hurt, just stuck.’”
Wolf saved some of her nastiest material, however, for White House Press Secretary, Sarah Sanders, who was seated next to her at the podium:
“And of course, we have Sarah Huckabee-Sanders. We are graced with Sarah’s presence tonight. I have to say, I’m a little starstruck, I loved you as “Aunt Lydia” in “The Handmade’s Tale.” (laughter from the crowd) Mike Pence, if you haven’t seen it, you would love it.
I actually really like Sarah. I think she’s really resourceful. Like she burns facts, and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye. Like maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s lies.
It’s probably lies.
I’m never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee-Sanders? Is it Sarah-Sanders? Is it Sarah-Huckabee Sanders? Is it cousin Huckabee? Is it Aunti Huckabee-Sanders? Like, what’s Uncle Tom, but for white women who disappoint other white women? Oh, I know, ‘Aunt Coulter’.”
Surprisingly, some of the most biased journalists in the business expressed their disgust in Michelle Wolf’s “comedy act”.
Andrea Mitchell, who burns incense at the altar of Hillary Clinton, stunned everyone when she demanded an apology to White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders from Wolf. Of course, it wouldn’t be Andrea Mitchell if she didn’t find a way to compare the treatment Sanders received to poor treatment the Clinton’s received at some point in their political careers. Mitchell tweeted:
Politco reporter Kyle Cheney got it right with this tweet:
Legendary female comedian, Roseanne Barr pointed out how liberals use women to attack and bully women, suggesting that the liberal press condoned Wolf’s embarrassing bullying of Sanders and Conway in front of a captive audience of liberal wolves. Barr tweeted: “they use women to attack and bully women.”
Johnny Argent used a great analogy about last nights vulgar comedian and the liberal journalists who clapped for her.
Barr then tweets the three rules of comedy. Although she didn’t address Wolf directly, it’s pretty clear who Barr’s three rules were meant for.
Here are Roseanne Barr’s three rules of comedy.