Horny old people in the great, beautiful, free state of Florida are using loofahs to signal they’re ready for some swinging sex.
What a time to be alive.
The new color-coded loofah system being utilized by senior swingers in a village in Florida is creating a buzz on social media. The city has been in the spotlight after multiple TikTok videos featuring different colored loofahs tied to their cars indicated their sexual preferences.
The location of most of the TikTok videos surfacing on social media is The Villages, which has been in the news previously as a getaway for wild retirees. A user named Tora Himan uploaded the most popular video, which has received over 3 million views.
Essentially, loofahs have become the new pineapple in Florida. If you know, you know. And if you DO know, sounds like a spot at The Villages is in your future!
Towards the end of the video, a nice chart breaks down what it all means in case you find yourself driving through town late a night.
If you see a white loofah, they’re beginners. Don’t go in expecting the full swinging package. There may be a learning curve before all the sex.
Purple means people like to watch you bang while pink means they like to have sex in the same room as you.
Yellow means proceed with caution, but expect a good time; black means it’s on like Donkey Kong so buckle up, and teal means grandmas are into other grandmas – a code for a “bisexual” person.
You got all that? Great. Now let’s all go out and have a great weekend with our loofahs!
Featuring multiple people buying loofahs in the supermarket, and cars having loofahs tied to their roofs, the creator captioned the video: “They are everywhere!”
At the same time, social media users have been sharing their reactions to the wild trend. While some people think it’s cool, others are commenting on how bizarre it is.
“I work in The Villages. We have a paper in our desk to see what’s what when we see them drive by or clients get out of cars,” one person said.
“Yep. My parents used to own a house there, and I often visited and saw these everywhere. I told them to do the same. They said they’re no swingers,” another added.
“Omg, this is so true. I worked in the villages and absolutely loved it!! These ppl live their entire best life’s #goals minus the STD’S (sic),” someone else wrote.
“The loofa thing in The Villages has been going on for a long, long time. At least 20+ years,” one experienced person wrote as a comment.
Believe what you want to believe, I choose to believe that senior citizens have a wild sex life. I’m all here for it, they want to go out with a bang (literally) and there’s nothing wrong with that.
Who would have known, but then again this is Florida we’re talking about. So yeah, I can totally see this. Stay classy Florida, we love you.