HERE WE GO AGAIN: FLORIDA MAN Threatens To Kill People With Kindness…..Literally…

I have lived in Florida for several years now and it’s almost amusing how it seems that the number of odd crimes that get reported in the Sunshine State.

It’s become such a thing now that whenever you hear the words “A Florida Man” on the news you can almost guarantee that it is going to be some kind of story about someone doing something ridiculous.

It doesn’t even have to be someone that lives in Florida that does something while visiting the state for it to somehow look bad as if all of the crazy people were deposited here.

Look at the story recently of the guy that walked into a St Petersburg McDonalds and lunged at a cashier because there were no straws. He ended up getting his behind handed to him.

Now, they always say it’s the quiet ones that you have to watch. Wrong.

I am in agreement with George Carlin that those are the ones that you shouldn’t watch. Imagine if you will a person is sitting at a bar sipping a beer doing the crossword puzzle in the newspaper.

Now, imagine that another guy comes in banging a giant knife on the bar screaming that he will stab the next person who comes in here…..which one are you going to watch?

Via Fox News:

They say to “kill them with kindness” — but one Florida man may have taken that advice a bit too literally.

Bryan Duane Stewart, 30, was arrested over the weekend after he reportedly threatened to kill his neighbors with a machete on which he had etched the word “kindness.”

Santa Rosa County sheriff’s deputies said a neighbor heard yelling and banging coming from Stewart’s home all day.

At around midnight, the unnamed neighbor told police he heard Stewart tell another person in the house he was going “to kill ‘em with kindness,” the Pensacola News Journal reported.

The neighbor, along with another neighbor who expressed concern for a woman and child who also lived in the house, reportedly went to Stewart’s home to tell him to keep it down.

Stewart then came out of the house with a knife raised in an upward motion, police said in the arrest report.